

Bullshit Crystal Dome Paperweight
Some sentiments are best delivered straight, no varnish on the message. This paperweight says the quiet part out loud — vintage typeset spelling BULLSHIT across a calm cream ground, the joke landing all the sweeter for how brilliantly it sparkles.
French crystal is the material of fine awards and luxury objects from Europe’s great design houses. Its unusually high refractive index bends light into a diamond-like sparkle, making the artwork glow. Its impressive heft feels instantly valuable. Glass is for soda bottles; French crystal is for objects with magic.
Each is individually handcrafted in our New York studio, the back finished in felt, measuring a substantial 3.5" × 3.5" × .675". A folded card explaining the découpage process accompanies each piece, and it arrives in a minimum case of two.
Keep one where the meetings run long, or give it to the straight-talker, the eye-roller, or the colleague who has heard it all. A little crystal-clear honesty, weighty enough to hold down the paperwork.
Our return and exchange policy for online orders lasts for 5 days from the date of delivery. To be eligible for a return, the item must be unused and in its original packaging. Please include the packing slip when returning the item. We kindly ask that you refrain from sending the purchase back to the manufacturer.
**Note that items purchased during promotional sales are final sale and are not eligible for return or exchange.
Pickup available at 15330 N. Hayden Road
Usually ready in 24 hours
Bullshit Crystal Dome Paperweight
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15330 N. Hayden Road
Pickup available, usually ready in 24 hours
15330 N. Hayden Road
Suite 120
Scottsdale AZ 85260
United States4809485409
Packaged in Style
At Bungalow, we know that attention to detail makes all the difference, which is why we put the same level of care and consideration into packaging and delivering your order as we do into curating our selection of unique items. Each piece in your order is carefully wrapped and packaged by hand, ensuring that it arrives at your doorstep in pristine condition.
Delivered with care
We want every aspect of your Bungalow experience to be memorable, from the moment you begin browsing our selection to the day your new pieces arrive at your home. That's why we believe that the little things matter, and we take great pride in our personalized, hand-packaged orders. We want you to feel special and appreciated as a valued customer, and our meticulous packaging is just one of the ways we show our commitment to quality and care.