{"product_id":"bullshit-crystal-dome-paperweight-min-case-of-2","title":"Bullshit Crystal Dome Paperweight","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome sentiments are best delivered straight, no varnish on the message. This paperweight says the quiet part out loud — vintage typeset spelling BULLSHIT across a calm cream ground, the joke landing all the sweeter for how brilliantly it sparkles. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrench crystal is the material of fine awards and luxury objects from Europe’s great design houses. Its unusually high refractive index bends light into a diamond-like sparkle, making the artwork glow. Its impressive heft feels instantly valuable. Glass is for soda bottles; French crystal is for objects with magic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach is individually handcrafted in our New York studio, the back finished in felt, measuring a substantial 3.5\" × 3.5\" × .675\". A folded card explaining the découpage process accompanies each piece, and it arrives in a minimum case of two.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeep one where the meetings run long, or give it to the straight-talker, the eye-roller, or the colleague who has heard it all. A little crystal-clear honesty, weighty enough to hold down the paperwork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Faire","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67801355682024,"sku":"DPWI-4580","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0284\/8279\/7708\/files\/bullshhhh-paperweight.jpg?v=1790630219","url":"https:\/\/bungalowaz.com\/products\/bullshit-crystal-dome-paperweight-min-case-of-2","provider":"Bungalow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}